Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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