so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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