all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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