So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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