And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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