weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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