My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Two words: nipple clamps
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