too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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