doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
its liver damage thursday
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