No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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