you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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