dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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