And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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