You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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