He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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