I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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