He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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