she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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