Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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