she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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