Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf