pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS