Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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