I'm really into asian looking animals
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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