I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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