"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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