how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
bring money and cleavage
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
They are going to name an STD after you.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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