Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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