hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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