Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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