so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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