he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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