That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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