oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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