i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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