Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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