why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I will pee on everything he values.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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