i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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