K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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