does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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