just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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