Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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