you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Randomize
