Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
whose parrot is this?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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