Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
wrigley field is MILF paradise
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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