i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize