its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
she told me i tasted like america
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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