i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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