He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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