what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Your cock deserves a montage
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My breasts were aching with rage.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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