Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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