He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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