I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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