it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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