she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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