Got a toothbrush?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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