Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
